Crystal made me do it

A friend was playing a game. Someone moved a pawn. And then this happened. Katherine struggled against the men that held her, biting the hand trying to bind her mouth. If they were going to tie her hands behind her back, so be it, but …

Trump; Golden Gate

My internal train of thought seems has to been hijacked by terrorists and filled with virus bombs. The Trump sexcapades have continued and I am left with one big question; why? Why, dear god, why am I doing this? Perhaps there is some secret part …

Vomit

Well, I’m blogging, but I warn you, I’m so infectious that you might catch something just from reading this. Anyway, a Nanowrimo update. I’m at 69k. Yay me. *cough, cough* Anyway, that’s it. Send me flowers and chocolate. *Dies*

So, you think you’re a writer, huh?

So, you sussed out that you’re a writer. Great, welcome to the club; gin all round. But now that you’ve figured out that you are one of us mole-people you have to get down to mole-people work along with the rest of us. Grab a …

I will Blog at some point – and why I’m a World Eater

I will Blog soon. I promise. No really. I know I’m a turd when it comes to blogging. There are explosions outside my window. I don’t know how to deal with that. On a side note; Let me start this off with a quick aside; …

Fuck you

Seriously, whoever wrote that shit, fuck you and die in a fire.

On Writing; Why you are a shitty editor.

Like a lover cast to the bed, your manuscript lays completed and satisfied, happily dreaming after-sex dreams whilst they tremble from the power of your lovemaking. You did it, you sexed it up good and you deserve that cigarette break. You stand over it, proud …

Its my Burfday

So, yeah, today is the anniversary of a monstrous storm that preceded the birth of myself and my sister – I’m a twin – and it marks the passage of another year. Oh goody. I am that bit closer to death. The crowning present in …

#KillAllWhiteMen

This is a bit of a ramble. Firstly; no one should be imprisoned because of nasty things said on Twitter. Fined, sure. Made to do community service, sure. Not put in jail. If that becomes the norm then a fuck truck load of people are going …

GW Test 2

The Test Brief Part 2 Maximum 250 words A Space Marine Sergeant briefing a squad of scouts before they embark on their first mission -–Write a scene where an Ultramarine Sergeant is giving a rally speech to a squad of scouts or discussing tactics/training before …